Louisiana Senator John Kennedy

It's no secret that as far as politicians go, I'm of the opinion that most of them can just keep going, as long as they don't make a u-turn.

However, there are some politicians whom I have come to truly appreciate and actually respect. Our very own, home-grown, Louisiana Senator John Kennedy tops that list. If I'm being honest (and I am), I would have to say that one of the things I like about him is, well, he sounds like me. No, not the intellectual part. He's smart. I fell out of line when that was passed out. I mean, his drawl. His accent. I can travel anywhere in this country, and have, and I am almost always asked one common question. "Where are you from?" What's the matter, don't I sound like a local native? 

When Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana speaks, I listen. 

Here, for those like me, who appreciate our Louisiana icon, are some of his little 'jewels.'

Southerners have a way with words, some better than others. Start the year with some Truthful Humor: Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy . The Will Rogers of our time.

Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England . He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous.

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly".
--Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This election in Ga will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It’s as dead as four o’clock.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It must suck to be that dumb.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.
2. Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This is why space aliens won't talk to us.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

What planet did you parachute in from?
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

We need to stay calm as a Hindu cow and go about our work and get our bills passed and let the Democrats be Democrats…So far it’s working…you never interfere with your opponent when he’s kicking his own ass.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you've seen 'My Cousin Vinny' doesn't qualify you to be a federal judge.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

My Democratic friends just can't accept the fact that the American people chose Donald Trump to be president - it's called democracy. My advice to them, and I say this gently: Fill out a 'Hurt Feelings Report' and let's move on.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

With all due respect, I am against dumb.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I trust Russia and China and Iran and North Korea like I trust a Jussie Smollett police report.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The Bill of Rights is not an a la carte menu.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Power does not change you, it unmasks you.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

If people lose faith in their government, the result is the same whether or not the loss of confidence is justified.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I think the American people, with some justification, think that most politicians live in la-la land.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Do FBI Agents and FBI directors have political beliefs? Sure they do. But they're not supposed to act on them.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I looked the people of Louisiana in the eye and told them exactly what I thought in terms that normal people use.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The Second Amendment is just as important as all the other Amendments.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I try to speak plainly so that my constituents who don't follow the nuances of government like I do, because they're too busy earning a real living, can understand the issues before me. None of this stuff is brain surgery.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I believe that the primary role of the government is to protect people and not run their lives. You used to be able to believe that in the Democratic Party.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sometimes the majority just means all the fools are on the same side.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

God created the world but everything else is made in China.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I think Ocasio-Cortez is the reason there are directions on a shampoo bottle.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I’m not saying you’re the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person doesn’t die. – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy